A sample:
Nathan: Why are they so afraid of liturgy? We could explain that it isn’t hard to mean it when you say it.
Papa: But they won’t want to do it anyway. They want to be different every week.
Nathan: Really? Different every week?
Papa: Yes.
Nathan: What do they do differently? Do they sometimes take the offering at the end of the service instead of in the middle?
Papa: No. That’s always at the same time.
Nathan: Do they sometimes have the preaching at the beginning?
Papa: No, that’s at the same time too.
Nathan: Then what do they do that’s different?
Papa: They sing different songs.
Nathan: So does our church.
Papa: Well, it really comes down to the fact that they don’t have prayers and responses for the congregation to read.
Nathan: Why not?
Papa: They think that reading prayers and responses keeps people from worshiping.
Nathan: Really? What do they think the people should do instead?
Papa: Just sit there and do nothing.